Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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