yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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