i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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