Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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