that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
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