I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize