Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
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