I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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