That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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