yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Randomize
