i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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