Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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