Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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