I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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