She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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