We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
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