how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
