We're like a lot better than the average bears
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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