I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Randomize
