Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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