im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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