Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Randomize
