my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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