I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
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