Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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