I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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