i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Randomize
