I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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