So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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