I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
it's like heaven, but drunker
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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