turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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