What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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