i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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