i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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