How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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