she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
third nipple confirmed
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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