Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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