love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
