I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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