Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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