I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Randomize
