so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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