I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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