we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
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