he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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