Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
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