Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
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