I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
He? As in you personified your dick?
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
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