he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
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