Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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