I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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