I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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