i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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