NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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