i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
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